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 No suitable Jews in Odessa!

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PostSubject: No suitable Jews in Odessa!   Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:45 pm
In Odessa the synagogue had been shut down.
A deputation of Jews went to the authorities to ask why.

'We couldn't find a suitable rabbi,' replied the authorities.

'One knew the Talmud, but didn't know Marxism-Leninism;
a second knew Marxism-Leninism, but didn't know the Talmud;

and the third knew all three,... but he was a Jew.'

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PostSubject: Re: No suitable Jews in Odessa!   Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:41 pm
lol, now that's funny, I don't care who ya are.
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